My children's book...he he he

Kid Zombie!
Title: Kid Zombie goes to the playground
Format: Children’s book. With heavy cardstock/cardboard covers. 12-24 pages
Art: Simply, almost childlike. Along the line design wise of Art Baltazar’s for Tiny Titans. Except I want the coloring process to look like crayon effect.
Page 1: two women sitting on a bench. One in blue, one in Green dress
Blue, “Oh! Hey a new kid!”
Green “Wonder who his parents are?”
Page 2-3: two women in top left corner recessed, layout of the play ground filling double page spread with black back view of black hair/head in bottom right hand corner
Page 4: Hero Shot to reveal Kid Zombie
Page 5: Random face of kids looking at Kid Zombie
Page 6: Same random kids face screaming in terror
 Page 7: Kid Zombie’s face blank expression
Page 8-9: Reverse of pages 2-3 Kid Zombie in bottom left corner. Women on bench in top right hand corner. Children running away threw playground
Page 10-13: Kids “playing/hiding” on various pieces of play ground equipment, with Kid Zombie not attacking them, but looking at them like he wants to play.
Page 14-15: Layout is the same as page 2-3 but with Kids all on top of playground equipment and Kid Zombie in the middle . Random stupid kid, “Maybe he just wants to play? Do you want to play?”
Page 16: Kid Zombie shakes his head
Page 17: Random Stupid Kid from on top of playground equipment, “how about tag? You are it!”
Page 18-19: Same layout as pages 8-9, Kids jump off equipment and start running
Page 20: Kid Zombie chases after them in the classic zombie pose
 Page 21: A young girl jumps into a fancy sand box that has a dome roof over it to hide
Page 22: Kid Zombie jumps in to the fancy sandbox
Page 23: Picture of the fancy sandbox with at bottom of the page with a giant scream sound effect coming out of it
Page 24: Same Hero shot from page 4, except Kid Zombie has a little smile on his face

Dear Pop Music Radio.....

Can you please just go ahead and give us the Katy Perry/Rihanna duet; as written by Adela and Cee Lo Green; featuring Lil Wayne, Jay Z, and Snoop Dog. With Nickleback as the backing band and produced by Timbaland, featuring dance moves by Chris “I hit woman” Brown.
If you can go ahead and crank that out, so we can just get it out of the way.

Thanks,

This Guy

Just some Random Stuff

I am now a proud financial backer of a brewing company

Community returns on 3/15/12. I'm excited, even though I just discovered the show a few months ago.

As always, I am excited for The Hal & Mal's St. Patrick's Day Parade. I love the parade as a kid and I still love it as an adult. And for the same reason. It is wild fun and anything could happen.

I know to marathon runners and triatholetes this isn't a big deal. But I am really looking forward to running in Mississippi's first Warrior Dash.

In May, I can't wait to see Wilco and The Blind Boys of Alabama here in Jackson.

Happy B.J. & Steak Day!

Also know as Male Valentine's Day!
Sadly, because of Lent, I can't have one of the main part of this day. Guess which one?

Happy Crossed Day

*Seriously, this might be one of the most fucked up things I have ever read! It makes the Walking Dead look like a Sunday School Nursery Rhyme.

Random Thought

Am I the only one that reads The Revelation of St. John the Divine in the Bible and thinks that it would make a bitchin' Summer Blockbuster Movie?

V-Day

So for St. Valentine's Day I cooked Fishie and myself cajun shrimp pasta in alfredo sauce with tomatoes and basil. Then we went and meet our friend JP at pub quiz. We come in second and won $5.75. It might not be the most "romantic" valentine day, but I felt it was a nice one.

Best of Jackson Party 2012

So, Back on the 29th of January, Mary a.k.a. Fishie and I got cleaned up and went to a party. The Best of Jackson party to be exact. We got in because I got good showing as Best/Worst Curmudgeon in Jackson. What I can I say, my crankiness proceeds me.
Still a fun time was had by all. We got to see alot of people, eat alot of good/free food and drink alot(probably to much). Sadly (or maybe not) this maybe the only photographic evidence that Fishie and I were there.

Fishie accepted the award for our favorite bar, Fenians

This is a photo of me getting ready. I have to get approval from Fishie before we go out. So I phote and email my look to her.


More Pictures & Videos from the Party at:
JFP Gallery
Scene Around Jackson as run by Sexy Black Man Pat
Best of Jackson (FOX40)
Best of Jackson (WLBT)

Space Gorilla Wolf MuthaFucker

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